WHY DOES MY COUGH SYRUP TASTE LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS GOD
Someone just asked how I know what pencil shavings tasted like
this one time i got a rotton egg one in the car and for some reason the windows were on child lock so i was sitting there banging on the window so i could spit it out it was a terrible experience. 0/10. do not recommend
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.