If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
I definitely would love following some more blogs, so like/reblog/follow/ or send me a message and I will check you out! (Well your blog) (maybe you too who knows)
* EMT blogs
* EMR blogs
* Paramedic blogs
* Doctor Blogs
* Nurse blogs
* Firefighter blogs
This blog ( dreamingems ) is dedicated to the medical and firefighting fields.
Thanks for the follow, followed ya back!
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"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."