Fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:37 -0400

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

andivictoria: so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:46:58 -0400

andivictoria:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized

here’s my sister:

here’s my other sister:

and here’s me

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:16:41 -0400

markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:36 -0400

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

bm13: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:54 -0400

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

lulz-machine: My mom finds the best gifts at thrift...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:28 -0400

lulz-machine:

My mom finds the best gifts at thrift stores

fantastic funny

When you're in public and a good song starts playing.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:47 -0400

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

did-you-kno: Source

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:33 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:51 -0400

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

gardnerl92: SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S KILLING THE BABY LOL

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:18 -0400

gardnerl92:

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S KILLING THE BABY LOL

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:27 -0400

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:59:05 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

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Mon, 20 May 2013 04:23:12 -0400

galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:05:48 -0400

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:05:23 -0400

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

thanks to my followers

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:37 -0400

greentextmedic:

>just cleared a DOA rollover crash with an unrestrained driver that did the one-man-mojito inside a hard-top convertible at 80mph
>now I’m scrubbing all the grey matter and blood off my dayglo jacket
>peel off my gloves, light up a cigarette and check on my blog
>apparently I broke 200 followers since February this morning
>that was unexpected —but awesome, right?

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